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(Nate slaps Jake twice) Nate: WAKE UP MAN WAKE UP!!! (Jake opens his eye) Jake: oh, wha-. Nate? Nate! Nate: Yeah. You were running like a maniac and got hit by a car man. You Alright? (Jake jumps up in excitement.) Jake: I'M BACK, I'M ALIVE!! AND LORD BE MY WITNESS I'LL NEVER MASTURBATE ON SCHOOL PROPERTY AGAIN!!! Nate: eww. (an SUV pulls up beside them. The driver side door opens up and to Jake and Nate's surprise a Grey alien steps out the SUV.) The alien: SHIT FUCK!! I don't know why I came back I'm drunk off my ass. Which I regret not because I hit you but because I turned back around like a drunken idiot. Are you okay? (there's

All of the following story is strictly fiction and does not depict my belief. I'm 17 and I have no idea of what I'm going to do in life. I'm a young pot head who's particularly good at nothing. If you went to my school and asked around to do a survey on me people would not be sure who your talking about. After explaining to them that my name is Jake and I'm the guy who shows to class late with eyes redder than an Indians ass they'd probably reply-     Random nerd: oh, him? All he does get high and stare at the wall until class is over.     Random valley girl: oh, that guy? Isn't he like retarded or something?     Random bully beating

     The Soul Thru a life of looking for purpose I've finally come to an important understanding. Your life's work may say a lot about you, or you may put a lot of love and dedication into a creation that makes it hold great value to you. They are still earthly material and will stay as such.  The most important thing, the thing you can not dis-attach or give away, is your soul. Your soul is who you are and you are your soul.

In this world, mysterious things can happen that can go beyond belief. And for the belief of man, it is actually a surprise of what little he knows. Thus creates questions, and from questions comes a number of scenarios and possibilities in need of answers. Since man knows so little there are a great number of questions, and from so many questions create that much more possibilities of the unknown. That being said, man is truly unaware of the world around him. Tai is in a neat crisp suite is walking around in a crowd: Ahhhh, it's a pretty nice day. Kids playing, birds chirping. Everyone seems to be real happy...... what a cliche, glad I wasn

Kana: we did it, we beat it. And we all survived. Creepy kid: you're wrong. Kana looks at him: what? (the creepy kid looks in Hajie's direction) (Hajie has fainted and is laying in a pool of his blood) (Tojie runs over to Hajie's body and grabs him) Tojie: Hajie! HAJIE! DAMMIT DON'T YOU DIE ON ME WEREWOLF BOY! (Kana runs over to them) creepy kid: (spectacular. The three of these beginners managed to take down an elite demon. They studied they're opponent, found his weakness, and out smarted him. Along with that, each of their ability's are beyond the norm. the girl is quite average. But the demon boy, it's a shock that the holy militar

Dear journal: it's been a week since I met Kana and Hajie and we were attacked by that demon horde. Since then nothing important has happened. I have so many questions to ask, specifically on what that yellow light was. But every time I ask Dracoo about it he says something like, (" now, now. The hungry rabbit didn't get the carrot until spring had sprung." Tojie in the background clueless: wha?) I can never understand what that guy's saying. But on the good side, I finally have friends to call my own. For the first time I think I've found a place I belong. Kana: TOJIIIE! Tojie smiles: Kana. Kana: come on. It's time to go sleepy head. Toj

Dear journal: it's been 4 days since I started out on my quest to become an exorcist. So far nothing worth mentioning has happened. I'm starting to think Dracoo lied about this being cool. I mean nothing has happened, no demons, no fights , no spirits, and no magical powers or something that you would read in a manga. All we've been doing is walking. To tell you the truth, I'm really starting to get.... Tojie: BOOOOORED!! Dracoo: eh? Did you say something? Tojie looks pissed and annoyed: yeah! I'm tired of this! All we've been doing is walking for days! Just where the hell are we going?! Dracoo: calm down. If your tired we can rest for a

Dear journal: today was a normal day. I didn't make any friends but as pop says " if they don't want to be your friend......... kick their ass!". Though I don't think that would help much, that's a weird thing for a preacher to tell his son. But today was the same routine, go to school, come home and pray at the altar , then dad'll try to teach me something completely pointless. (dad: see, if you peek thru this hole you can see everything! Tojie with annoyed face: old perv.) ah but I'm not going to give up hope, I'll definably make a friend tomorrow for sure! I just know it! Tojie: YOSH! FOR SUUURE! Dad peeks his head thru the door: TO-JIE!